Ardente Estate Winery Mixed (6)
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"Al dente" refers to pasta cooked firm. "Ardente" refers to what you should be drinking with the pasta.
Tuesday, June 18
Le Caramel Bundle (4)
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Nothing's so delicious that caramel can't make it deliciouser.
Twenty Rows Napa Valley Chardonnay (5)
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That's, like, four rows per bottle.
Designed 4 Life Himalayan Salt Plates (2)
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What can take a rainbow, make it savory? Enhance the taste of foods so they get oh so flavory? The salt plate can. The salt plate can.
Geyser Peak Petite Sirah (2)
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Erupts every 45 minutes on the dot.
True Fabrication Collapsible Carrier
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Much classier than a brown paper bag.
California Karma Cabernet Sauvignon (12)
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This case of Karma's gonna get you. Gonna knock you right on your glass.
EZ Pump Vacuum Wine Saver (3)
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Wines are like people. A little oxygen, and they're at their best. Too much oxygen, and they blow up like a balloon and go flying through the air. Oh, what, you're too good for cartoons or something?
Stillman Brown Petite Sirah (2)
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This "Deep Purple" wine is perfect for a picnic near the water. Does anyone see smoke?
True Fabrications Tabletop Decanter
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A June Monsoon of Maroon, Um, Wine
A True Fabrications item is perfect for your desk at Military Intelligence.
