better to renteria than to ownteria
Oh no! I'm sorry, I can't give you my autograph. And it's not because I'm one of those celebrities that doesn't "do" autographs. It's because I'm not a celebrity at all. You see, you've gotten me confused with a Renteria Pinot Noir, but I'm actually just a normal guy: Frank Peters.
No, please: don't be embarrassed. It's an easy mistake to make, considering my garnet color and well-integrated bouquet. In fact, you aren't the first person to believe that I'm... Oh, did you hear something? Oh... umm... that's nothing. Certainly not a flock of griffins... that I just happen to have in my back... pocket.
Okay, look. I'll give you my friggin' autograph if you just keep quiet and don't make a big deal, okay?