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Oh no! I'm sorry, I can't give you my autograph. And it's not because I'm one of those celebrities that doesn't "do" autographs. It's because I'm not a celebrity at all. You see, you've gotten me confused with a Renteria Pinot Noir, but I'm actually just a normal guy: Frank Peters.

No, please: don't be embarrassed. It's an easy mistake to make, considering my garnet color and well-integrated bouquet. In fact, you aren't the first person to believe that I'm... Oh, did you hear something? Oh... umm... that's nothing. Certainly not a flock of griffins... that I just happen to have in my back... pocket.

Okay, look. I'll give you my friggin' autograph if you just keep quiet and don't make a big deal, okay?

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Renteria Wines Mixed Pinot Noir (6)
$89.99 In Stock Food, Beverages & Tobacco > Beverages > Wine
$89.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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