Besitos means "little kisses," which is a great thing to whisper to your co-worker during a tedious meeting.
Officer, I can explain everything.
You see, sea glass is becoming harder to find these days since companies are making more and more products out of plastic. Well, I just happened to have a whole case of Besitos red blend at home, and I was feeling a little bit greedy hoarding all that glass, so I thought, “Hey! Why don’t I break a few bottles down and introduce some new shards into the ecosystem?” And now here I am, just helping out the collectors and the artisans! On a private beach! At 1am!
Of course, I needed to DRINK the wine before smashing the bottles, officer. Don’t be ridiculous! I just had to relish the aromas of blackberries, plums, cherry and mocha with a subtle spiciness. I HAD to take in the silky mouthfeel and long, elegant finish. Clearly.
I mean, what else would you have me do? Just pour all that wine out on the sand? Officer, that’s called littering, and last time I checked littering is illegal!