No relation to Maggie Thatcher
Pairs well with: The kind of day when you remember something that happened earlier in the morning and you go, "Oh man ... this is still the same day." Or maybe that's just us.
Drink this and you become: Really smart and charismatic.
Whatever you do, don't spill this on: Your Rothko.
Don't serve this to: People who say stuff like, "Boy, I sure hate Pinot Noirs that are well-rated by Wine Enthusiast!!"
The only way to make this wine better would be: If there was a tipsy genie living in the bottle.