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How to Enjoy Wine: A Woot Primer

1. Pour wine in a glass or tumbler or hollowed bread loaf.

2. Swirl the wine until you create a tiny maelstrom.

3. Swirl again.

4. Sniff the wine. Remember that old oenophile’s adage: You drink with your nose first.

5. Take a sip.

6. Anoint yourself by placing four drops on your kneecaps.

7. Ask your guests why they aren’t doing the same.

8. Ask your guests why they don’t want to participate in a simple ritual to appease GrapeThork the Wine God.

9. Ask your guests why they are leaving so suddenly.

10. Now that they’re gone, enjoy all the wine yourself.

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Truchard Napa Valley Merlot (5)

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