The friendliest by far.
Drink this: To escape the spectre of a bad day.
Don't drink this: To escape the spectre of breakfast.
Rejected Names for this product include: Big Boo.
The SNL episode hosted by this product features a sketch in which: The gang catches the ghost, but it's really just Old Man Henderson wearing a mask wait that's Scooby-Doo.
If this item were a US President, it would be: Rutherford B. Haze.