Oil be there for you
"Hold the elevator - oh hey, Drudy!"
"Hey there, Amblerd. Boy, I am so sleepy."
"Oh, me, too! Like, don't EVEN talk to me until I've had my morning cup of truffle oil!"
"Ha! Same! I can't even think about starting my day without a big hot mug of truffle oil."
"I'm even like this on weekends! It's not a real Saturday unless I get to my little local truffle oil purveyor and fill up on some fresh truffle oil. Then I'm ready for my 6 mile run around the lake!"
"Oh em gee, Amblerd, you are, like, my total twin. I just lose time at the truffle oil shop. It's like … when I watch 'Friends' and they're all gathered in that cafe where everybody has giant cups of truffle oil and the characters wind up in a series of dramatic and somewhat incestuous relationships!"