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In Vino Mas Vertias: More Brutal and Anonymous Truths
Truth #1: I ate your decorative soap by accident.
Truth #2: Nobody else does that when they sleep. It's not a normal thing. It's very weird. You're very weird.
Truth #3: I know exactly how that squirrel got in your handbag.
Truth #4: That soup had another secret ingredient.
Truth #5: The "antique" bowl was actually an ashtray from a hotel room.
Truth #6: I'm not really allergic to broccoli.
Truth #7: The door wasn't actually stuck shut. That's where I kept my secret pony and I didn't want anyone to know.
Truth #8: The medal I claimed to have earned for "acts of bravery and integrity" was a prize from one of those crane-game things. I won it.
Truth #9: I didn't actually win that thing. I put my arm in the slot and reached up inside the machine. I cheated at a carnival game.
Truth #10: I don't know what that language was, but it sure wasn't French.
Truth #11: I let go on purpose because I'm terrified of balloons.