It's the Jewel City, you know.
Glendale? I love that place! Why, I graduated from the Thunderbird School of Global Management! My 8th birthday party was a trip to the ol’ Beet Sugar Factory Building! Billy Squires ate too many sugar cubes and threw up in the hood of my sweatshirt! I digress! Glendale is the birthplace of death metal pioneers “Job for a Cowboy.” It’s the home of University of Phoenix Stadium, which, as you undoubtedly know, is where the Seahawks literally tossed a Super Bowl victory into the Patriots’ grubby hands on February 1, 2015! Yes indeed, Glendale is my favorite town in Arizona and possibly the whole wide - what’s that, Nancy?
Never heard of it.