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Pliny The Elder’s Recipe for Chardonnay

- Gather all the hummingbird hearts you can find

- Mix with lettuce to improve the temperament

- Add herbs to the mixture while listening to the song of a nightingale

- Roast a dragon for 35 minutes. If you cannot find a dragon, simply transform any available serpent into one

- Baste the roasted dragon with oh crap here comes the lava I HOPE THEY NAME A BEER AFTER ME SOMEDAY

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Roessler Big Bend Chardonnay (6)
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