Oooh, you said "Big BEND." We were wondering where the clock was.
Pliny The Elder’s Recipe for Chardonnay
- Gather all the hummingbird hearts you can find
- Mix with lettuce to improve the temperament
- Add herbs to the mixture while listening to the song of a nightingale
- Roast a dragon for 35 minutes. If you cannot find a dragon, simply transform any available serpent into one
- Baste the roasted dragon with oh crap here comes the lava I HOPE THEY NAME A BEER AFTER ME SOMEDAY