Poultry in motion.
Bonjour to you. I am Couche zee Coquerel. I hope you enjoy zee Verdelho zat is being offered on zees day. Eat it with leetle shrimps. Eat lots of zee shrimps. I detest zee shrimps. They are egomaniacs, all of zem. Compensating for zee tiny size, you see.
Did you know French roosters do not say “cock-a-doodle-do?” No! It is a silly zing to say. In France, we say, “cocorico!” We never doodle.
Of course, if I were a Spanish coque, I would say, “Quiquiriquí!” And zee Italian coques, they say, “chicchirichí!” Again, we do not do zee doodling.
Zee shrimps say nothing, for zee shrimps are, how you say, zee bags of dirt. Pitooee. I spit upon zem.
I zink we’ve covered a lot here. I hope zis was a gratifying experience. Santé.