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WHO IS THIS “THE GARDENER” ANYWAY?

It’s been said that the Gardener has chainsaws for teeth and can see 4 colors not visible to mortals.

It’s been said that the Gardener has never sneezed, and that’s good, because it would punch a hole in time and space.

It’s been said that the Gardener lives at the bottom of the sea and only surfaces to buy stamps.

It’s been said that the Gardener cultivates willpower from tiny seeds of our enduring human spirit. Or something.

It’s been said that the Gardener always faces north because the Gardener’s nose is magnetic.

It’s been said that the Gardener possesses the power to summon squirrels.

It’s been said that the Gardener has one weakness: Argyle.

 

RIP, British motoring show.

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The Gardener Pinot Gris & Pinot Blanc (6)

The Gardener Pinot Gris & Pinot Blanc (6)
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