Salexistence
"Hi Susan, thanks for coming by. Can I get you some tea?"
"Sure. Are we going to clutch them between our hands and have a sincere middle-aged woman conversation?"
"We sure are. Do you take honey?"
"No thanks. And herbal tea, please. It's after noon."
"Here you go. I wanted to ask you if you're talked to your kids yet about Salexisting."
"Come again?"
"Salexisting. Don't tell me you haven't heard the news stories?"
"I haven't! What is it?"
"It's when you share pictures of buttery chardonnays with each other on the picture texts."
"Pictures of wine?"
"That's right! And not just any wine, but balanced, toasty whites."
"I don't understand. Who's the victim?"
"The children! You must talk to them about the dangers of Salexisting, Susan"
"I feel like that would just give them idea to do something they would otherwise never think of."
"WELL! You are entitled to your opinion, of course, but we'll see how our kids turn out."
"Yes we will."
FAST FORWARD 20 YEARS
"Well, none of those parenting strategies really mattered, given the global economic, social, and monetary collapse of 2019."
"Dirt tea?"
"If you please."
Features
2007 Salexis Napa Valley Carneros Lake Vineyard Chardonnay 750ml 3-Pack
This wine offers the aromas and flavors of tropical and citrus fruit, complemented by buttery tones and toasty oak. Salexis Chardonnay is always made in a well balanced style with crisp acidity to best accompany food.
Specs
- Blend Composition: 100.00% Chardonnay, Clones #76 and #95
- Harvest Dates: September 10, 2007
- Harvest Analysis: 25.8 Brix, 4.8 gms/l TA, 3.40 pH
- Alcohol:15.5%
- Barrel Aging: 22 months in French oak, Medium Plus and Heavy Toast, 66% new Taransaud and Francois Freres
- Bottling Date: August 11, 2009
- Case Production: 262 cases
The 2007 Salexis Carneros Lake Vineyard Chardonnay is made from Napa Valley Carneros fruit grown by Beckstoffer Vineyards, it has been barrel fermented in French oak and undergone malolactic fermentation, both with native yeast and bacteria. The resulting wine was aged on the lees for 22 months.
Specs
- Blend Composition: 100.00% Chardonnay, Clones #76 and #95
- Harvest Dates: September 10, 2007
- Harvest Analysis: 25.8 Brix, 4.8 gms/l TA, 3.40 pH
- Alcohol:15.5%
- Barrel Aging: 22 months in French oak, Medium Plus and Heavy Toast, 66% new Taransaud and Francois Freres
- Bottling Date: August 11, 2009
- Case Production: 262 cases
The 2007 Salexis Carneros Lake Vineyard Chardonnay is made from Napa Valley Carneros fruit grown by Beckstoffer Vineyards, it has been barrel fermented in French oak and undergone malolactic fermentation, both with native yeast and bacteria. The resulting wine was aged on the lees for 22 months.
Vendor Details
Salexis Wines
- Founded:
- 1998
- Owners:
- John and Ann Gibson
- Location:
- Napa, CA
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 7.444s
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