Three Wine Men Merlot (12)

by wootbot

O Holy Wine

Never look a gift wine in the mouthfeel.

JOSEPH: And what gifts have you brought to lay before the king?

MELCHIOR: I brought gold.

CASPAR: I brought frankincense.

BALTHASAR: I brought myrrh.

STEVE: I brought booze.

MARY: Well that's tacky.

JOSEPH: Hush, woman. What kind of booze... Steve, was it?

STEVE: It's wine, actually. But I see you already have enough of that. :::WINK:::

LITTLE DRUMMER BOY: :::PA RUM PUM:::

THE ANGEL: OOOH! Sick burn.

MARY: You gonna let him talk to me like that? I just gave birth to the Son of God!

STEVE: Then you need a drink more than anyone. Here, give this a swallow.

MARY: It smells good. Like… wild strawberries and tea leaves. Maybe a little herbaceous sage.

JOSEPH: What do you know of enhanced complexity?

MARY: Again… VIRGIN BIRTH. It doesn't get more complex than that.

JOSEPH: You've been sneaking out at night with the girls again, haven't you?
 
CASPAR: Awwwkwaaard …

MELCHIOR: I know, right?

MARY: Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?

BALTHASAR: Jeez, will you look at the time?

BABY JESUS: I can't tell time. I'm a baby. Also, watches won't be invented for, like, another 1700 years.

BALTHASAR: Oh, I didn't mean… you know what, never mind.

STEVE: If you don't mind me saying, the lady does have good taste. Bright cranberry and cherry, integrated oak, hints of milk choco…

JOSEPH AND MARY: STAY OUT OF IT, STEVE!

STEVE: Well, I really should be going now.

THE ANGEL: Hey, could you give me a ride? I just flew in from Heaven, and MAN are my arms tired!

LITTLE DRUMMER BOY: :::PA RUM PUM:::